i've been having trouble staying awake at night. usually, i would have dinner and then i almost immediately fall asleep. i would intend to nap for a few hours and wake up around midnight and resume reading. i would wake up at 3am, go to the gym by 5:15 and prep for another workday.
in short, i have been unsuccessful with my mission.
and so i asked a couple of my kids on how to stay up at night.
here's how that conversation went :
me : guys, do you have any tips on how to stay up late?
B : why?
me : because after dinner, all i do is sleep.
M : so?
me: i need to study. what happens is, right after i eat, i would fall asleep.
B : you got niggavitis?
me : what?
B : you got niggavitis. a black people sickness. we eat a lot, then it's ovah. we out.
you got a little bit of black in you, ms. b.
me : too speechless
not that this gives them a pass, but my kids are black.
did i tell you i love my job?
1 comment:
this is hilarious. Your kids are very creative.
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