no thanks

background music : big love by fleetwood mac



dear upstairs neighbor/s,

you don't know me, and i don't know you yet. let's save ourselves the awkward moment of putting faces to voices.

i am glad that you have a healthy sex life. good for you. but please try to be considerate of other people who do not want to listen your unabashed lovemaking. i woke up to what i thought was an extended nightmare only to find that the thumping and grumping and moaning was coming from the ceiling. i was a bit relieved that i was not having a scary dream. but come on, 30 seconds of bed creaking and unsolicited sex noises is just as bad.

may i make a suggestion? please knock yourselves out in the living room. better yet, can you please play some music in the bedroom while you're having a go at it.
please. you don't have to share the love, really.


sincerely,

your downstairs neighbor